policenaut: xn—lowtax: other girls me
What to do when you're called out;
shakethecobwebs: damn-neurotypicals: Admit you’re wrong. Apologize Don’t do it again. Call out others. instead of making up excuses saying that person hurt your feelings when they called you out
queendread: I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel. Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to navigate unless you’ve lived there...
jfc ATTENTION ALL HIGH SCHOOLERS
It’s NOT about the AUTHOR’S INTENTIONS WHEN WRITING IT It’s about TAKING AWAY SOME SORT OF MEANING IT’S ABOUT FINDING MEANING IN EVERYTHING AND BEING ABLE TO CRITICALLY THINK JFC LEARN HOW TO LEARN
snapchatting: rainbownunchucks: rnickey: friends Wtf is nd north dakota
jacyndaquil: In the euphonium section we don’t say “i love you” instead we say “valve oil slide grease god my arms hurt someone please let us in your ensemble” which roughly translates to “you noticed us???” and i think that’s beautiful.
almostsoup: this mother’s day i think we all know who we should appreciate
fishingboatproceeds: baptised-in-vodka: Ok like I’ve never read The Fault In Our Stars but I see it every where on this site and I want to. Is it any good?? It’s okay.
k-hiq: hikaribakuras: holyjazspers: horton hears a huh horton hears a what horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady HORTON HEARS NOTHING HORTON IS AS DEAD AS THIS JOKE horton hears a hater
From all the insider info from my friend...
…I think Bluecoats have a serious chance at a medal this season.
angelicpity: My fetishes include men giving me large sums of money and then never, ever talking to me again
thatdrumcorpsguy: *jazz runs away from responsibilities*
ebilflindas: 1969. The birth of the internet. The world is changed forever. Who knows what this new marvelous invention will bring us years from now? What will the future bring us? The possibilities are endless! 2013:
kosplaybaby: if you ever call me cute i will think about it all day and when i go to sleep i’ll just be a little burrito of blankets and i will whisper quietly “they called me cute”
pizza: not-pizza: dempokeballstho: Tumblr user Pizza is both scary and entertaining I mean, really? I’m not sure if I should be scared or impressed. scared
pizza: dempokeballstho: Tumblr user Pizza is both scary and entertaining I mean, really? I’m not sure if I should be scared or impressed. scared
neatpotatoes: teachers who complain about grading work
misunfortunate: In musician we don’t say “I love you” we say “If you miss that key signature again I will take your instrument and shove it up your ass” and I think that’s really beautiful.
Anonymous asked: Okay. Soooo me and my significant other cant really keep our hands off of each other. We've never had sex with each other, and we want to do it ASAP. Problem: we only see each other during drum corps camps, and we want to have sex there but not get caught. Tips?
sadtubaplayer asked: you can be my queen any day bb